Monday Irony (canine legal edition)

61180272_447986529310068_8042875961739313152_nI thought it a little disrespectful on Memorial Day weekend that, upon hearing of the latest legislative prowess in Augusta, my dog, while lying on her LL Bean dog sofa (doggie penthouse) feeling greatly mistreated, is demanding that she have a lawyer too. She further insists that they be made of top quality rawhide and bacon flavored. She wants them sent in bulk so they will last her at least 15 minutes to a half an hour.