Monday Irony (canine legal edition)

61180272_447986529310068_8042875961739313152_nI thought it a little disrespectful on Memorial Day weekend that, upon hearing of the latest legislative prowess in Augusta, my dog, while lying on her LL Bean dog sofa (doggie penthouse) feeling greatly mistreated, is demanding that she have a lawyer too. She further insists that they be made of top quality rawhide and bacon flavored. She wants them sent in bulk so they will last her at least 15 minutes to a half an hour.

Advertisements

Monday Irony

When lawmakers in Maine, the safest state in the Republic, want to pass laws to replicate the states with the highest crime rates.

When lawmakers in Maine take an oath to uphold the State and Federal Constitution and then spend a whole legislative session and taxpayers’ monies questioning a Natural Born Right, which the Maine State Constitution guarantees emphatically “shall never be questioned!”